Friday, September 27, 2013
Friday, September 28, 2012
A LIMITED SUPPLY WILL BE AVAILABLE UNDER THE CAPE COUNTY CARNIES' MERCH TENT FOR PURCHASE THIS WEEKEND AT THE 17TH WIFFLE BALL WORLD SERIES! IN AN ASSORTMENT OF SIZES. ONLY $10! Weasel E. Lee sportin' The Official Cape County Carnies' jersey
Sunday, September 23, 2012
In addition to The Colonel on the roster, we have the following wiffle ball-ists:
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Bio: Muttcephus Zebulon McDunough III was born in the spring of 1933 in a rusty claw foot tub somewheres deep in the Ozark hills to the legendary moonshine distiller/runner, Staniel Day Louis McDunough and thirteen time tri-county champion yodeler, Roberta Lee "Weezy" Rogers. As a youngster, Mutt could often be found hunting woodland varmints in the hollers, giggin' bullfrogs in the ponds, or hoggin' mud cats in small rivers when he wasn't learning the family trade of moonshinin'. But tragedy struck in the summer of his ninth year when his pa's still was raided by a roving renegade band of gypsies hired by the local sheriff leaving him and his eleven brothers homeless orphans. So, at the tender age of nine, Mutt hopped the rails and began his life as a hobo drifting from one shore to the other, all the while seeking vengeance on the band of gypsies that murdered his parents. He tracked the gypsies down to the outskirts of a small mining town near Laramie, WY where they were found to be harassing a traveling carnival company. Armed only with his walking stick and a few stones, Mutt slayed the entire band of gypsies. The carnival folk were so thankful that they begged Muttcephus to join them. He accepted their request. It is there that the title of Colonel was bestowed upon him by the carnival owner in honor of his heroic feat of laying to waste the gypsy threat against them and it is there he discovered the art of wiffle ball, which he learned from a blind old Potawatomi Indian named One Who Wiffles. Mutt was a member of numerous hard luck wiff teams before starting his own compiled of fellow and former carnies. He spends the off season running the controls on either "The Zipper" or "Screamin' Mi-Mi" on the Summer Fair circuit whilst peddling his homemade pomade/stink bait.
Bio: Dill Wiffle is the younger brother of player/manager Col. Mutt. Born on a snowy day in a bus station restroom in December of 1939, Dill was the first and the smaller of twin boys. Spending his youth learning and memorizing the complete musical works of both Roscoe Nieldermann (World Famous Master of the Kazoo) and Zamfir (Master of the Pan Flute), Dill eventually gave up his dreams of musical stardom and went to work with Mutt at age 13 working the beer tent and astonishing audiences with his amazing ability take multiple blows to the crotch from anyone from the crowd without even so much as a wince. Known primarily for his explosive power (and his glorious mustache), at the expense of his batting average, Dill has muscled some of Wiffle Ball's most mammoth blasts. Dill plays catcher on most days, usually so he doesn't have to walk too far away from his beer cup and/or flask.
Friday, September 10, 2010
Ladies and Gentlemen! I am proud to announce the Carnies are now on the interweb! Find out everything you ever wanted to know about your favorite squad of wiffle ballers! From what is Dill Wiffle's daily regiment for effortless mustache grooming, to what are the secret ingredients of the Colonel's homemade pomade recipe! Stay tuned!