GREETINGS! WELCOME TO THE CAPE COUNTY CARNIES ON THE INTERNETS!

Ladies and Gentlemen!  I am proud to announce the Carnies are now on the interweb!  Find out everything you ever wanted to know about your favorite squad of wiffle ballers!  From what is Dill Wiffle's daily regiment for effortless mustache grooming, to what are the secret ingredients of the Colonel's homemade pomade recipe!  Stay tuned!